Top 10 Reasons Why There are No Black NASCAR Drivers

[The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions]

10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.

9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.

8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE JR.

5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.

4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.

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[Humble Will Teach]

On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 14:49:14 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.

Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE JR.
5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
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Willie T. Ribbs ain't racing no more?